August 19, 2004

Starving Ethiopians

Do you have any concept of how much food the people at my office waste, every day? Just to amuse themselves during their endless meetings, they order tons and tons of food. Of course, since everyone at a predominantly-female office is on a diet, most of it goes uneaten. Gotta love Corporate America...

Drunken Wildlife

This morning I had an apple for breakfast...

Just kidding. I didn't even eat breakfast.

It's actually pretty amusing that I've had so much trouble getting this journal up and running. Even more amusing... it wasn't the setup, it wasn't figuring out what to write... nope. It was the username I had a tough time with. Go figure. I've had the same online handle for 10 years, and apparently, I'm resistant to change. Everyone always has such creative, witty little screen names that I'm so jealous of. For example, ICIAM2YS4U. That's cute, right? Or Cusecheer, or GoatRider4 (you all know who you are) and the best that I can come up with is... my initials. My name spelled backward doesn't even spell anything - ykceb. Wow, that's exciting. Then again...

As a side note, this morning the Today Show did a segment about a black bear that broke into a camper's cooler, drank 30 cans of Coors Light and passed out, then climbed a tree to sleep it off. It's a comfort to know that there's such hard-hitting, gritty journalism going on today.