Better Than... Chocolate?

I love my IPod. Who needs a boyfriend when you have an IPod? Listening to good music from a piece of technology that practically reads your mind is better than sex, hands down. All I want this year for the holidays is a big fat gift certificate to the ITunes music store. And peace on earth, a cure for cancer, the end of hunger and AIDS. And for the EX to be lonely and miserable. And maybe a cute toy for the kitten.