While Bush is doing his Address to the Nation, I think I'll write my Address to W.
Hey, Mr. "President" guy - could you do me a favor? If you're going to continue killing everyone, fucking up the world, the environment, the nation, the economy, the lives of my friends and my own life, could you do me a favor? Could you NOT fuck up my tv-watching schedule? Just go back to doing what you do best (otherwise known as 'vacationing') and please get your illiterate face off of my television screen. You're interrupting my regularly-scheduled programming, and I was really looking forward to tonight's episode of Reunion.
It's a relief that the man isn't articulate or intelligent enough to speak on live television for more than a half hour. Karl Rove's butt probably gets tired with the dummy on his lap and his hand up its ass for over 25 minutes. Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll catch something worth watching at 9:30.
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