My goodness, my Guiness...

Ladies and gentlemen, friends and... everyone else... I present you with an ode to the summer before us and, by extension, our favorite pass time:

• 32 Things You Can Do With Beer

• Beer With Benefits

• 6 Tips for Cooking With Beer

Of course, after all of this fun, you might need to check out the following:

• Hangover Helpers

Now, if only they could do "32 Things to Do With Captain Morgan", I'd be in heaven. Bottoms up, everyone!