Things That Piss Me Off In The Gym:
10) The old guy who talks incessantly at me from the other side of the room and insists on having the same conversation about how the world is going to hell every week.
9) Anyone who insists on watching Fox News.
8) Charlie, who sticks his head in the door to tell me I'm "wasting away to nothing" every single day.
7) The 'emergency stop' cord on the treadmill.
5) The super-skinny, gorgeous, friendly, 22 year old who runs 10 miles and doesn't break a sweat.
5) The 59 year old guy wearing jewelry who thinks he's a qualified personal trainer and tries to give me unsolicited advice.
4) Crappy satellite TV instead of normal cable.
3) The 59-year old guy's chain-smoking, whiny, fat, loud girlfriend/wife/sister who bitches (loudly) after every rep.
2) Your crappy music that I can hear from your headphones over all the machines AND CNN.
1) People staring at my chest and pretending like they're not - there are MIRRORS EVERWHERE, GUYS!
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