Why does everyone with a profile on MySpace think s/he is a porn star? Come on now, give me a break. You live in Albany. Working at DeCarlo's (one of maybe 3 strip clubs in the area) does not qualify you as the next Jenna Jameson (or Ron Jeremy).
For example, "Dreamy" who is 26, from Albany. Her posted picture is of her skinny, coked-out butt sticking out of a pink miniskirt (no underwear) with a white bra. Oh, and knee socks - to make her look wholesome. Her interests include (in this order): her son, music, dancing, tattoos, sex, parties, friends, drinking, Yankees & Giants, reading & traveling (I'd be curious as to what she reads - I'm doubting it's Vonnegut or Nietzsche), Vermont, poker, the beach and the city.
Or take "P", 25, from Schenectady. He is flexing with his shirt off (alternating between the stylish bowtie and no-bowtie) in every picture he's posted. There are 6. Who takes 6 pictures of himself shirtless? Accordingly, every one of his "friends" seem to have much in common with "Dreamy". He has no male friends. He also, apparently, has no interests. "P" is single and, shockingly, Catholic.
During my relatively short time on MySpace in support of Casey, I have seen more unfortunate nakedness than I care to relive. I guess this just goes to reaffirm that the Internet is one weird, wild, strange cyberplace...
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