I've decided that I am a big fan of top ten lists. Today, I will be doing this Letterman-Style, counting down to the big #1. Our topic will be "You Have No Chance in Hell of Dating Me Because..."
10. You spend hours waxing and detailing your Ford truck
9. You use the phrase "I seen" in regular conversation and/or have a nickname similar to "Frank The Tank"
8. You are the guy handing me coffee at Dunkin Donuts
7. You are not old enough to buy me a drink
6. You are old enough to own a AARP card
5. You are missing teeth and/or have gold replacements
4. You own a Hummer or Hummer-sized vehicle
3. You previously have dated one of my good friends
2. You previous have dated ME
1. You are a Republican and/or voted for George Bush... EVER
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