Why, hello there. My, how I've missed you, my anonymous blog-friends.
Ahh, the holidays. 'Tis the season for temper tantrums, screaming babies, crazy drivers, holiday cards, fat-laden food, heartburn, blackout punch, Christmas tree fires, sappy tv, and my favorite: New Year's Eve dress shopping... remind me again why people love it so much? No, I'm serious. Help me out here. Last year was so bad that I literally have The Holiday Season of 2004 blocked out in my memory, like it was some kind of awful traumatic event. Someone please give me one (or more) good reason why I should deck the halls and be cheerful?
And if one more person wishes me a Merry Christmas, I may punch him or her in the face.
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