RIP Ipod (you piece of overpriced shit)

I just got back from the gym. My Ipod has died! I don't know what I'm going to do! And good grief, could it have happened at a worse time? Like the Apple store won't be a complete and utter zoo in the next two days when I try to get there and have their sad little IT guys poke and prod at it, only to confirm that, 'yep, it sure is dead, miss'. Because I know that's what is going to happen. Oh, the AGONY!!!!