Help Me Wanda

Work is so god-awful today that I would rather have a root canal without novicaine than be sitting here. I feel like I need to start either banging my head against my desk or run around naked and screaming at the top of my lungs, just to shake things up a little bit. Seriously, someone PLEASE put me out of my misery or stick a pen in my eye or SOMETHING! I'm beggign you! If you love me, put me down like a dog or flush me like a goldfish.